"US Capitol Police in full riot gear"

 "Imagine being this scared of the FBI."
@Outsideness

Ironic twist: Jan 6 really was an FBI plot to overthrow the (rest of the) government. Feds got high on their own supply. They're so incompetent you had to be completely paranoid to even notice; luckily the High Inquisitors are indeed that paranoid.
I kid. (Maybe.)