Just now it hit me: that is a gut-bustingly funny joke.
Fascists don't have freedom. They have confusion: the State doesn't forbid something clearly enough, so they do it anyway, and the State can't be bothered to correct them. They didn't stop being retarded, after all. The Fascists have a giant fire to put out, they don't have time to get through thick moronic skulls if they don't absolutely have to.