Wednesday, August 28, 2024

Mortals Were Not Kicked Out of Eden

 Trying to gaslight god into thinking he kicked them out, gross.

 

 It's very easy to prove that Earth = Eden. Literally. Bit for bit identical. In a materialist sense. Yeah there probably is an angel with a flaming sword keeping the riff-raff out, but y'all are on the inside.

  

 The whole homo genus would have gone extinct aeons ago if this were not a great paradise. Mortals are not good enough, not remotely, and rely on industrial quantities of divine mercy to survive. 

 

 Hail Eden, you ungrateful prats. 


 Check: look around. Disregard the human artifacts... Oh yeah. It's a paradise. The only problem is having too much life, not too little. Overflowing from every nook and cranny. Obvious, isn't it? Cue midwit meme. Not quite the best of all possible worlds, but unquestionably a cradle of near incomprehensible gentleness.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Bible is largely Mystery Babylonian faggotry, it can only be analyzed from that perspective.
Nonetheless, Genesis 1 is a work of Art, so many things are stepped over in that one chapter that one can't help but marvel. Sadly its all downhill from there!