Are you really an upper class Brit if you haven't molested any kiddies?
Oxfam is supposed to be Oxford famine relief, but sounds like family of Oxford. They studiously lived up to the way they named themselves, and committed to diddling the world's children, just as if they were their own.
Though for serious I suspect it was always supposed to be a rape-tourism ring, which is why they named themselves that way. (Outsourced brothel services.) Similar to how self-selected twitter avis are always vastly more revealing than intended.