Thursday, June 10, 2021

Consciousness Can't Be Studied by Secular Humanists

In short, numbers don't have colours.

If I say some numbers are blue and others are green, you should first ask me, "How do you know?" The answer is: I don't. There's no difference between green and blue numbers. If I accidentally mislabel them as grue and bleen, I won't be able to catch the mistake, because in reality numbers don't have colours. It's an arbitrary hallucination I'm applying to the numbers in some largely irrational attempt to meet some orthogonal-to-math psychological need.
3 + 5 = 8. It's not like 3 + 5 = [orange] if 3 is blue.

All secular consciousness research (e.g. everything on this sidebar) says some equations are conscious and others aren't. Except, 3 + 5 = 8. It acts exactly as if it's unconscious. The green numbers act exactly as if they're blue, and vice-versa.
Occasionally some of the sharper philosophers will notice that this system requires everything to be conscious. Problem: anything which can be interpreted as an equation must be conscious, which means everything has infinite consciousnesses, and again this is like saying 3 + 5 = triangle if 5 is yellow. They're conscious in the way they would be if they were fully unconscious. Green is blue.

3 comments:

Alrenous said...

The fact these huge sidebars existed, plus the fact journalists keep talking about it, made me think folk cared about consciousness.

Which was weird, since I knew they couldn't possibly care about consciousness.

I gave them the benefit of the doubt.
I was wrong; or rather, I was right the first time. It's all cope.

Jack Ipseity said...

Hey Alrenous,

Not sure if you've heard yet:

collin-hull.squarespace.com/gematria

THE UNIVERSE CREATED GOD ON 11/28/2018 = AQ 487
= CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY = CYBERPATHOLOGY OF MARKETS = FORTUNA IMPERATRIX MUNDI = STALKING THE WILD PENDULUM = SUBTERRANEAN HOMESICK ALIEN = WE HAVE TAKEN THIS FAR TOO FAR = WHY CAN'T YOU TURN AND FACE ME?

Alrenous said...

Galactic confederacy and Satan of Cyberspace are both from gematria, though I don't recall exactly. One is Accepting Ignorance and I believe the other is from Alrenous.