Conspiracy theories are always wrong, of course. (Btw I'll take the cheque in BTC, thanks CIA.)
Every education board in the entire Anglosphere thinks the same way, but only one gets fired for it.
"After dismissing parents as pot smokers who only want schools reopened so they can “have their babysitters back” (rather refreshing for teachers’-union hacks to be so honest about their skill level), and threatening to “fuck up” any parents who try to force them back into the classroom, one “hero” suddenly realizes “oh no, this is public!” to which another replies in disbelief, “Nuh-uhhhh.”"
This upholds the deep American value that being a worthless criminal shithead is fine, but getting caught is gauche and prole and Just Not Done.
It's not like anyone is investigating. You're playing on easy mode and you still got caught. Wanker.
Not that they were wrong or anything. It's Oakley. They are potheads.