Women are very delicate and if you're dealing with one in person you'll notice they find anything less gentle than simping to be violently intolerable. They genuinely can't handle it, for numerous values of it. If you try to talk to her like a grownup you'll start a fight. Adult tantrum. Well, ""adult"" tantrum. It's not literally flailing on the floor screaming, but not because she doesn't want to.
Am I suggesting that simping is merely etiquette when dealing with femoids? Naturally not. I'm suggesting that if she isn't so amazing that simpering is a reasonable thing to do, you don't talk to her in the first place. If the only way to interact cooperatively is a a form of speech she doesn't deserve, then, well, sucks to suck.