"Why would Satan dictate to anyone a comprehensive list of strategies of how to beat him, an overview of his Machiavellian plans, and constant thorough praises to his sworn enemy Jesus Christ?"
Hey, who told you his sworn enemy was Jesus?
Who told you the devils were cast out?
Was it the father of lies who said he was his sworn enemy?
Are you a dumb, gullible little shit, or are you a good Satanist?
"The truth will set you free.
This book is the word of God unadulterated by man!"
So if the book is empirically shown to be adulterated, you are confessing your Satanism?
I'm sure Satan would have been pleased if he weren't dead.