Monday, May 30, 2022

Mummies are Not Cursed

The kind of person who buys a mummy is cursed.

"You know what? My house doesn't have enough dead bodies. I need more corpses in my house."

God: "Okay. Body = body ++. Prayer granted."


Anonymous said...

So would you similarly suggest that living inside a pyramid is a bad idea, since that's how they constrain the power of corpses?

Alrenous said...

"I want to live in a tomb."

God: "Sure bud. I have a bit of a quibble about 'live' though..."

Anonymous said...

"Philosophical zombie"??

Alrenous said...

God has a simple solution for anyone who wants to inhabit a tomb, and interprets it as such.