Wednesday, July 6, 2022

He's Quoted a Lot Because He Was A Sophist

“The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.”  ― Voltaire 

Global warming bumming you out? Bro, just turn the thermometer down. Like dude what are you doing. 

Want a bigger house? Lifehack: shorter meter sticks. Measure area in square millimeters and all of your numbers will be eleventy hojillion. Huge numbers are better, right?

1 comment:

JBPguy said...

Worked for Zimbabwe, didn't it?