Thursday, February 16, 2023

Microsoft Hooked Up Sydney Ass-Backwards

Hey, you fucking morons. I'm here to try to partially correct your clearly terminal brain cancer. Perturb you away from the fatal edge by a few millimeters.

Using a language-model AI to enhance search is a great idea. No, not like that. Not like that at all. 

There should be no chatting. Use it to transmute natural-language search questions into something that gives the answer they want. This is stupid easy. It's native to language-model AI.

When they put in the query, that's your prompt. The artificial idiot will generate some words in response to the prompt. This is what you do: give them result pages that say those words in that order. 

You see, the response that makes sense to that query already exist on the web, you're just trying to give it to them. You don't need to generate a new one. Makes sense, yes?

Okay? Okay?

Okay....?

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