Quantum Cope And Hagen

 Reminder that most quantum woo is merely physicists being deliberately confusing.

 Dear cophenhagen interpretation, what is an [observer]? An [observer] is any interaction. Another quantum particle, also in a superposition, can be an observer. And that's overkill. The particle can observe itself, especially when warm.

 Really. That's it.

 An [observer] is when A bumps into B. Instead of meditating in closed-door isolation. Or, for that matter, when A bumps into A.

 A warm particle forms nodes in the waveform more often, which gives it more opportunities to slam into itself, thus knocking itself out of its own superpositions.



 Did you know? There are essentially no hard videogames. It's the players that are hard. Some players are extremely challenging indeed.
 
 Quantum mechanics isn't hard.

 Quantum researchers are challenging. Especially intuition-challenged...

 I figure they do this because they can't describe what an interaction is. They can tell you that a waveform collapse happens, but they can't describe what happens. They can't tell you why.
 Posturing. Social move, not scientific. Unlike scientists, quantum researchers don't exult mysteries. Like merchants, they cover them up. Researchers too soft. Have to flinch.

 What's the feynmann diagram of a particle knocking itself out of superposition, lol? Lmao?
 P.S. You don't need the double-slit experiment. A single slit suffices, which you'll hear from nobody else. Feel free to wonder why they're making it overcomplicated.

 The theory was named after copenhagen because it's cope. Heisenberg was telling on himself (and snarking on bohr et al).

 Philosophy went bad long before the 1945 catastrophe. Physics was also ahead of its time in places. Makes sense: these are the high-IQ majors. They didn't need to see where the wind was blowing, they could see in advance where the wind was going to blow. They could adjust so they would already be aligned with the wind when it blew.

 At the expense of science. At the expense of truth. Revealed preferences.