Capitalism, Mortality, Glorious Death, Vampires, and Karmic Profit

 I thought of four tweets in the shower, but it turned out they're woven together, and it gets long.

 

 If I were poolitical, I wouldn't be MAGA, I would be the distinctly less photogenic MACFFT, or Make america Capitalist For the First Time.

 Hey, what if, instead of being a Satanist theocracy, you did what you said you were going to do?
It's not a coincidence the initialism is so anti-popular...

 Tangent: I notice that monarchy is anti-Satanist. Greece was a Democracy (lol) and rome was a republic (loool). Then the "dark" ages happened, and Satan didn't like that...

 Don't be stalin. Don't make the whole country Capitalist at once. Start with a single town. Then two. Then four. 6, 10, etc.

 Unfortunately...

 With a couple exceptions, if you're here on Earth you are the remains of an immortal who prayed for Death, but couldn't afford it. Capitalism would reduce suffering, thus making the mortals even less able to afford to die. Indeed implementing widespread Capitalism might come with a terrible karmic cost, for doing good things to bad people.

 If you really want to help, you should support Democracy precisely because it's so tyrannical and oppressive. The People suffer terribly, that one day they might afford the Death they crave.
 Have a nice explicit "Keep Democracy?" vote every 20 or 25 years. Ensure everything is done to make their consent legitimate. Except possibly counting the votes. The idea is to prevent the rulers from farming more karmic debt than they relieve in the oppressed. 

 Death also doesn't like mortals being down here. The cosmic structure of the Earth plane makes her uncomfortable. Death is supposed to be a smooth eggshell protecting All That Exists. Instead, here, it's foamed up. Between the Earth plane and higher heavens is a double-walled bubble film of Death. The stygian river, symbolically. If all the mortals were gone, if humanity went extinct, the film would be permitted to pop and relax back to where it's supposed to be.

 Immortals pray for Death when they are cowards. The details are somewhat beyond me, but it means the standard mortal is a coward. Let's talk about vampires.

 Why can't a vampire see himself in his reflection? Because he would run screaming. He is -<terrified>- of vampires.
 Vampires are depicted as loners correctly. Vampires can only [[cooperate]] through total mental domination.
Ghosts too, in the sense that they exist at all. They vanish from perception when they notice themselves and flee. A ghost that realizes it's  dead tears itself apart, in an attempt to flee itself. Selection: for a ghost to 'live' long enough to be noticed, it has to properly repress  its self-wisdom.

 Vampires don't drink the blood of the living, they drink the blood of other undead. Vampire blood is particularly addictive for vampires.

 A coward can't live because they're too scared of dying. Cholesterol!!1! If you don't wear a bike helmet, you will die on this trip 0.01% of the time! Oh noes! A coward sees a world where everything might kill him. Fluffy kitties have toxoplasmosis...
 Consequently, they don't live. A commoner is a kind of zombie. You can be sure because necromancy works on them. Particularly control undead.

 Being terrified of Death is a common hazard for immortals. Thanatophobic. Free will in inviolable, but, you can consent by accident. Result...

 

 

 

 The world is perfectly just. Won't even let you die if you deserve less.
 If you're one of the few non-mortals, you might want to profit. The fact karma is all-encompassing becomes a problem. 

 The solution is simple but lame. Net worth is a genetic trait and karma is perfect. You have all the wealth you will ever have. If someone steals any of it from you, karma will pay you back by taking it out of their hide.

 However, if you don't much like something, you're still charged market rate for it. For example if you have a hot wife but don't appreciate her, you're still charged the normal rate for hot wives. You took her from someone who would have appreciated her more.
 The method of profit is to find things you own but don't care for and sell them. Don't bother to haggle, karma will take care of it. Unless you really love haggling, I suppose. You can also trade, for example, lowbrow pleasures for more intense ones. Comfort for excitement. That sort of thing.

 Be careful when trading for wisdom, because it's absurdly difficult to sell. Most illiquid asset. Wisdom is charged by how useful it is to the kenner.