I said shitfest will return.
Reality was all
like, "Ah HA! I can make it very impractical for Alrenous to keep that
commitment!" So she did.
Blogger is in
[that browser is not supported] mode. Comment interaction is also suspended. Shitfest will still probably return, but
unless someone wants to buy me a whole-ass computer it's not going to be any
time soon. In the middle time, twitter's B-aAlrenous will be spammed.
Note that in fact
blogger hasn't been supported for years but it still loads and functions,
provided it is allowed to try. Blogger probably didn't even want to be a dick
but it was overruled by alphabet.
Speaking of
impractical, answering or even reading comments here will be impractical for
the forseeable future.
As before, when
service returns, it will be on an 8th. Unless I physically die, in which case
there will be a few very odd posts in 5-6 years. Got me a dead man's switch. I
will also prophesize the return on twitter.
Reality's habit
of doing such things is so manic I will sometimes deliberately prevent
something by promising to do a thing that requires the event in question to
continue or occur. Reliable to an exploitable degree.
With some
caveats, if I detail a situation on twitter and it doesn't immediately
interrupt itself, it means it is impossible for that thing to stop being true.
You might think
you want the world to revolve around you. You probably don't; it can be very
spiteful.