Being Positive Makes You Fat

 Part of the reason you're fat is due to holding in revulsion.
 When you hold in the condemnation of the contemptible, your physical bile moves so as to bring your physical body into harmony with the spiritual.

 Holding it in is unquestionably bad for you. If the toxic thoughts don't go on the outside, toward the toxic thing that inspired them, they stay on the inside. Why should you be the one to bear the spiritual burden for someone else being toxic sludge?

"Don't be negative!" Yup, that's Satanism, you Satanist. If you live in an ugly world, being positive is simply a lie.