Sunday, May 26, 2024

Democracy, Ultra Short Ver

 Democracy is the idea that bandits stealing from you is okay as long as you're allowed to vote against it.

 "Who counts the votes?"
 "The bandits."
 "Can I check the count myself?"
 "Haha! Don't be silly!" 


 Peasants are so dumb they believe this tripe. Or, equivalently, they think it's fine to use legitimization of crime as the foundation stone of a society. "If nobody is allowed to steal, how can society possibly function? 🙃 Thanks for you oppinion tho haha!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Democrats will refer to "my country" or "our government" and then wail about some policy they don't like without any irony. Some even say "our leaders" lol.
The past 200 years have been an education for anyone who thought human beings were anything other than a punchline to a bad joke.

Alrenous said...

"Stop hitting yourself."
"Dammit, why are we still hitting ourselves?"