"Talented amateur?"
"Keep pretending. But at least you put the effort in."
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/65040/an-unborn-hero/chapter/1131089/chapter-7-suspicions
If your girlfriend says that to you, dump her immediately. Just turn around, walk away. Block her phone number. Nope the hell out.
See also: apparently naps are a reverse-gender shit test. If she wakes you up from a nap just because, look at her funny, then pack. Don't say anything. Donezo. Not salvageable.
Make sure you give her the test earlier rather than later.
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