>Satan executed in 2022
>Israel existentially threatened in 2023
Hmm.
https://nitter.unixfox.eu/shardula23/status/1717866915824300232
My personal theology theory: Jehovah was indeed a close relative of Satan, but was ultimately a local or Earthbound spirit. The Muslims would call him a desert djinni if they understood his true nature. After exposure to Protagoras et al via Plato, the Jews swapped from venerating Jehovah to worshipping Satan. The latter successfully claimed much higher honours, after all. This means the story of Genesis as told in modern versions is true - Satan stole Jehovah's garden gnomes. The rest of the books lie when they claim the Jews are trying to return to Jehovah. After Genesis all instances of LORD or what have you refer to Satan.
Jehovah might still be bumming around in that desert. I dunno what happened to him. If you care, then go look personally.
Reminder that healthy deities have no reason to claim tranches of mortals, not even especially zealous ones. The deity has things you want but outside very special cases you have nothing the deity can't do for himself. If some deity wants to claim you it's likely they have a hole in their brain-equivalent.
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Have you read The Naked Bible by Mauro Biglino?
If so, would appreciate to hear your view of it.
If not, you may find it in accord with your "personal theology theory." Seriously.
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