I got psyopped by the cute pouch meme.
Pouches are fucking disgusting.
What's you're supposed to think of is a nice cotton band lightly sewn onto the front of a kangaroo. Handy built-in fanny pack.
Except even unliving jean pockets get gross sufficiently quickly. You can't take a pouch off and throw it through a washing machine real quick.
Instead, imagine what your armpit would be like if you never raised your arm and couldn't take showers.
"Kangaroo pouches are sticky to support their young joey"
Marsupials need long tongues to "clean" the pouch. Mmm, unshowered armpit with stale spit.
Marsupials are in fact a type of mammal. The teats are inside the pouch. Imagine your non-articulated armpit with stale milk.
Imagine an armpit with stale milk that you've given birth into and you never shower.
I can go on, but you get the idea. It's amazing they don't all immediately die of some fungal infection. Very impressive. And disgusting.
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