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The kind of person who buys a mummy is cursed.
"You know what? My house doesn't have enough dead bodies. I need more corpses in my house."
God: "Okay. Body = body ++. Prayer granted."
So would you similarly suggest that living inside a pyramid is a bad idea, since that's how they constrain the power of corpses?
"I want to live in a tomb."God: "Sure bud. I have a bit of a quibble about 'live' though..."
"Philosophical zombie"??
God has a simple solution for anyone who wants to inhabit a tomb, and interprets it as such.
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So would you similarly suggest that living inside a pyramid is a bad idea, since that's how they constrain the power of corpses?
"I want to live in a tomb."
God: "Sure bud. I have a bit of a quibble about 'live' though..."
"Philosophical zombie"??
God has a simple solution for anyone who wants to inhabit a tomb, and interprets it as such.
Post a Comment