Monday, May 30, 2022

Mummies are Not Cursed

The kind of person who buys a mummy is cursed.

"You know what? My house doesn't have enough dead bodies. I need more corpses in my house."

God: "Okay. Body = body ++. Prayer granted."


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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 30, 2022 at 9:14 PM

    So would you similarly suggest that living inside a pyramid is a bad idea, since that's how they constrain the power of corpses?

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  2. AlrenousMay 31, 2022 at 1:10 AM

    "I want to live in a tomb."

    God: "Sure bud. I have a bit of a quibble about 'live' though..."

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  3. AnonymousMay 31, 2022 at 1:59 AM

    "Philosophical zombie"??

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  4. AlrenousMay 31, 2022 at 11:43 AM

    God has a simple solution for anyone who wants to inhabit a tomb, and interprets it as such.

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