Sunday, August 11, 2024

On Protecting Women from Bears

 If she's a mother and the children are yours, sure, protect her from a bear.

 If she's not a virgin and you're not responsible, then tell her to go find the man who popped her cherry, and get him to protect her from bears.

 

 Honestly even if you do have kids, if she wasn't a virgin, keep in mind that children need a dad significantly more than they need a mom. If the kids aren't watching, then tell them you did everything you could. If the kids are watching, cover the kids rather than trying to rescue the rent-a-hole.
 Plus women are kinda interchangeable, whereas stepdads are serious death risks for the kids. Even the old testament knew about that.


 Indeed this is already happening. If the woman isn't dedicating herself to the man, the man is hardly going to dedicate himself to her. If you gotta share anyway - plenty of hoes in the sea. "The guy who popped my cherry won't protect me!!!" "Then spreading your legs for him was pretty dumb, now wasn't it? Toodles." 

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