Strategic Suicide

 "He would have been spurned and mocked if he'd had a public or internet emotional breakdown instead of this."
https://nitter.poast.org/GraniRau/status/1707473682547839417

  Don't forget to think about this strategically. What does this tell you? How to kill yourself in a way folk care about (pretend to care about). If you're going to, if that's already decided, make sure to copy the active ingredients of this suicide. E.g. definitely film it.

 

 I guess the important part of having your suicide go viral is to have an accomplice. Groom someone to assist you, and then just have them film from somewhere that looks blocked off from where you're offing yourself. Anyway if you're going to Canadian Healthcare, at least toaster bath in style. 

 Is 'grooming' wrong? They're big mad about it because it's effective. It works. Before you can worry about correct and incorrect, you have to be able to do anything at all. To rise above blob welded into slot between couch and iphone.

 "Oi m8 get down."

 "Oh man oh gee I didn't think of not killing myself, thank you kind stranger for the education." 

 The guy in the car filming is an enormous asshole. I would take time out of killing myself to beat him to death. Why not? What are they going to do, jail my corpse? What if I lose? Um, well, that was kind of the point in the first place, wasn't it? 

 It is not at all a coincidence this cunt's video was uploaded by a "real life saviour."