"You should propose in public because she'll be so scared of everyone booing her that she'll have to say yes"
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You should maximize the chance she says no but be so awesome she says yes anyway.
Invite her to a date to a full garbage can, ideally during a summer heatwave. Not even a whole landfill, just one can. Don't say anything. Hand her a packet of skittles with "marry me" all lowercase typed on a post-it note stuck to the plastic, walk away before she can answer.
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