“The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.” ― Voltaire
Global warming bumming you out? Bro, just turn the thermometer down. Like dude what are you doing.
Want a bigger house? Lifehack: shorter meter sticks. Measure area in square millimeters and all of your numbers will be eleventy hojillion. Huge numbers are better, right?
1 comment:
Worked for Zimbabwe, didn't it?
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