Wednesday, July 6, 2022

He's Quoted a Lot Because He Was A Sophist

“The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood.”  ― Voltaire 

Global warming bumming you out? Bro, just turn the thermometer down. Like dude what are you doing. 

Want a bigger house? Lifehack: shorter meter sticks. Measure area in square millimeters and all of your numbers will be eleventy hojillion. Huge numbers are better, right?

1 comment:

New failcomment system also fails to publish my comments, it's not limited to yours. Keep trying, it will usually work, eventually.
Blogger deliberately trying to kill itself, I expect.
Captchas should be off. If it gives you one anyway, it's against my explicit instructions.