The term [logiomancy] is both fully a joke and entirely serious. It is true with a capital T, and that's why it's funny.

It evokes fantasy genre fiction, yet inherently means exactly what I wish to refer to - divination of the future through the consultation of logic, the logos. Virgin cutting a goat open and consulting its innards vs. chad cutting an appearance open to consult its inner substantial Reality. A fool who persists in his folly becomes wise. Life begins at when you sincerely make a total fool of yourself.