Saturday, July 15, 2023

Duh, Don't Have Cops

When doing police work, you naturally run into criminals all day, every day. You will do the natural Bayesian update and start to feel like all non-cops are criminals, which is, perhaps, sociologically detrimental.

I turned this around and around in my head trying to work out how to have police without creating a shellshocked wartime-bunker population. Except the solution is super easy: just don't have it. If this is the kind of psychological effect a job has, Gnon is telling you it's profane. And yeah, having cops is, in retrospect, very obviously profane. No wonder the job desecrates the worker.

Surgeons, also. Psychologically warped, perhaps have to be warped in the first place.. Solution: it's a profane job, don't have surgeons. Not worth it.

Forms of animal husbandry that involve jerking off the livestock should probably be banned. I haven't checked, but I'm guessing it twists you up inside. Bro at least let the animals handle their own mating ritual, wtf.
It's fairly normal to castrate sheep by biting off the testicles. And you folk get activated about beastiality...
Naturally, despite being obviously an error, this is more humane than what the Humanists want you to do them...

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