In Yew Nork, Fran Sansisco, Lortpand, and Eesattle, Bantu should just barge into the back of Starbucks and make their own coffee.
Why not? Who's going to stop them?
Go around the back of the counter and help yourself to your own doughnuts and cookies or whatever.
Curious about how a business works? Just walk in. Have a look around. "This area isn't for customers." "Yes, that seems likely." (Use your own words, naturally.)
Sneak in behind someone at a security door and loom over folk doing office work. Maybe wear a suit and ask them what they're doing or, really, anything that strikes your fancy. At the suit place they'll probably throw you out eventually, make sure to yell Neely's name while you're doing it, and time how long you last.
Need a break? Maybe want some AC? I'm sure one of these shops has a break room. Go ahead and use it.
Ever wanted to see what's in the back of a grocery store? Maybe wander the back halls of a Target?
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