Premise one: food safety has been made a government issue.

Premise zero: public choice theory.

Result: food is not safe.

"I've been making pasta at home lately, with organic wheat flour and organic eggs, and its digestibility feels incredible - no bloating at all, even when compared to Italian brand pasta di grano duro Makes me think of when 

@Ardescamus says our food is poisoned"

 

More precisely, super obvious food-safety issues that even a peasant can detect and deal with are solved, then the food-safety bureaucrats are bribed and/or actively plot to psychoactively drug the populace. E.g. I think there are aphrodisiacs in breakfast cereal.