Thursday, June 29, 2023

RFK Cucks to CIA

 Disclaimer: I like RFK about as much as I like Tucker Carlson, more on this below.

I want to point out how cucked RFK's CIA callout is. The CIA has (treacherously) declared war on the Kennedies and started shooting. RFK has responded by...whining about it. "That's mean! Quit it!" Boo hoo.

If the CIA starts killing your family members, you should respond by killing the CIA. I'm not exactly the Kaisar's biggest fan, but he had his moments: when pirate slave traders captured him, he made them think he was their best friend, tricked them into letting him go, and then he burned their whole organization to the ground. He crucified the leader or broke him on the wheel or burned him at the stake or something. Jules did not bitch about it on TV.
Responding to acts of war with anything but acts of war is surrender.

When someone deserves destruction, you don't tell them you're coming. Unless they themselves start with a duel challenge or a declaration of war, the first time they should be aware of your malice is when there's a knife sticking out of their chest. If Kennedy wasn't a toothless baby, the first time the CIA knew they had an enemy would be when [Defund the CIA] passes congress. The fight should already be over by the time they realize they need to fight back.

Of course the smartest thing you can do to hamstring the CIA is to not watch the news(lol) and not go into politics. They're blind, stupid, and weak; they will never notice you exist unless you get up in the face and yell at them for a bit. Other Kennedy died because he sinned egregiously, and punishing the CIA for being the agent of Nemesis is simply unjust. (Don't worry, being CIA sucks absolute monkey-donkey-hybrid ass. Truly awful. Their own existence is punishment enough. Ending them Vlad style would be a mercy.)

If you decide to punish them anyway - or just want to destroy things because it's fun - CIA stupidity should be exploitable. They doubtless have a critical pillar they don't acknowledge, and you can teach them about this pillar by demolishing it suddenly. They won't recognize you staging at their borders because they don't realize there's a border there. It would take absolute dedication and would not remotely be worth it, but it shouldn't be impossible. 

Neither Carlson nor Kennedy are good enough. However, they're Democratic Men: grade on a curve. They're amusing, which is far more than most can say. They pay the Satanic Danegeld, which is why they can't ever be more than a blip. At the end of the day they lie when it's convenient, but they keep it to a minimum.
Actually one of the reasons I'm 98% sure RFK will never get anywhere near POTUS is that I can stand to hear the man speak. Being utterly insufferable seems to be a key desiderata at the polls. I never have and never will listen to a president talk.

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