Positions available: There are currently three: Moral or Political Philosophy, Philosophy of Mind and Knowledge Integration
That's me! Now I'm so, very very tempted to actually apply...
"Good morning sir, let's get down. What are your credentials?""Uhhh....I think good? Like, real good?"
Plus of course I'd have to refuse an actual salary, and I would probably have to refuse to teach the courses they actually want me to teach.
I would of course teach anarchy and property rights, dualism, and I'm not sure exactly what the third one would be called, respectively.
Now, a non-corrupt institution wouldn't actually give a crap about my credentials. They would just test me. Naturally I'd ace such a test.
As a result, we know for a fact that they don't care about actual philosophical ability. Instead they care about credentials and being socially acceptable.