Journalism is made of beans.
Step 1: take some beans. Ideally, quite a lot of beans. Step 2: run them through a horse.
Journalism!
Male oxen also work!
North of the 49th parallel, you can find USDC - the United States Department of Canada. It's a large bureaucracy.
No, no, just bureaucracy. Plus a few moose, I suppose, and mosquitoes. The snow makes the bureaucrats even slower than usual, but they're otherwise normal bureaucrats.
Blackflies? Like, biting musca? Is that a new slur for Canadian?
The motto is this: "Have you tried not being poor, lol? Can't afford the bribes lmao? Have you considered killing yourself?"
I have a great one-liner for you. One word, even. Get ready.
"Democracy."
hahahahahahahahaaaha
Follow up.
"Voting."
Hehehehehe.
You gotta laugh. "Consent of the governed," also a decent one-liner.
The joke here is that I'm bothering to mention it
"Pick three superpowers."
Three superpowers? Awesome. I pick:
answering my own wishes
direct line to supermortal planes
portable pocket dimension
I guess the latter two are superfluous, since I can get them from the first one.
Speaking of spurious surveys, the [which nazi are you] quiz tells me I'm albert speer. Which, you know, fair.
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New failcomment system also fails to publish my comments, it's not limited to yours. Keep trying, it will usually work, eventually.
Blogger deliberately trying to kill itself, I expect.
Captchas should be off. If it gives you one anyway, it's against my explicit instructions.