Every road for cars is a slum. Filthy, built of the cheapest possible materials, almost certainly pitted, cracked, and the paint is peeling or flaking.
It's full of judgmental and micromanaging signs. Every inch of road is painted with nanny lines carrying the full force of the so-called law. They are not exactly hints. Karen lines apparently chosen for the ugliest possible colours.
Did you know it's just as illegal to drive under the speed limit as above? You must be going exactly 45 at all times. Technically stop signs are illegal since you can't accelerate and decelerate instantly. You have to break the speed limit to respect them.
If you fail to conform, if you don't drive exactly the same way as everyone else, all the other drivers will instantly freak out. Drifting, spins, off-road? lol. Apex kek.
Even if you're on a car-commercial mountain road with no other drivers, your options are: drive, or drive faster. What are gonna do, drive backwards? The machine itself is a straightjacket. If you're a real rebel you can drive in the other lane. Blind corners aside, who even cares? It doesn't matter.
Cars are for slaves.
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New failcomment system also fails to publish my comments, it's not limited to yours. Keep trying, it will usually work, eventually.
Blogger deliberately trying to kill itself, I expect.
Captchas should be off. If it gives you one anyway, it's against my explicit instructions.