Friday, August 18, 2023

Missing Studies: Nerve Sensation Lab

A million studies trying to find the neural correlates of consciousness, and not one study trying to find the nervous correlate of bloodwork markers. 

What does having good hdl/ldl feel like? What are the precise sensations of the bad stuff? What movie is most like having anemia? What painting makes you feel similar to overdosing on vitamin A?

Fuck waiting for scientists to stop being profane. Get a god and use divination. 


If you don't feel perfect, ask your divine contact which soil amendment flesh amendment you need, then develop a religious dietary fixation. 

Enjoy your terrible health, atheists. Nobody can say you don't sacrifice for your faith.

2 comments:

  1. Many atheists are fat, coincidence?

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  2. Atheism is a disease and like every disease, correlated with co-morbidities. Such as a delicate lipostat.

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