Apparently trees become Satanic with great regularity.
No, I don't get it either. However, if you go to your nearest tree-lined boulevard and check the boles there, you'll find they are desecrating their environs or sheltering devils. It's weird, but there it is. E.g. 'hay' fever is often caused by human planting patterns. They plant the males, the unnatural concentration of which then produce this abominable storm of pollen, because the females have tree-menstruation and drop dead flowers and shell casings and that sort of thing, which produces a visible mess. As per usual, chosen maliciously, with malicious results.
The problem isn't confined to humans. Frequently happens naturally too. Why do you frequently perceive forests as haunted? Why is it so easy to feel like the trees themselves despise you? Because they are. They do. Once enough trees turn to the dark side, the forest becomes a terrible place. As with human narcissists, they hate everything including themselves.
The solution is to burn it with fire. Purify it with flame.
Now do you get it?
Makes sense, right? How could it be any other way?
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