Stop. Stop.

"then realized it was stupid to just ponder it himself when he had people around who might actually understand the implications of what he was seeing."
"Now that Callum was in the actual fae realm he didn’t dare use teleportation,"
"For once he had to actually worry about being caught."
"Unless the wood was actually invisible to fae."
"The scattered dwellings, if they could be called such, got closer together until Callum broke out into a clearing where there seemed to be actual paths and fences. "
"The problem with actually stumbling on Ravaeb’s court was that there were fewer places to hide"
" If anything, Callum was underselling the menace of Ravaeb’s actual form."
"he wouldn’t have thought it was possible for someone to be alive with an actual skull for a head, "
"Ravaeb’s outlines were actually a little blurry"
" That was actually the riskiest bit of the entire venture, [...] Callum had some hope that even if they were noticed, nobody would realize the actual threat until it was too late."
"but didn’t actually penetrate it, which was worrying coming from an anti-tank weapon."
"He’d actually been using his nexus, opening two sets of portals."
"tall thin things with too many arms actually reached out to pluck the cannisters from where they hung in the air"
"Callum wasn’t sure what would actually do damage,"
"and he yielded to Phil for something more involved as he chewed over what he was actually going to do. "
"He was one of the few mages who actually understood what it meant to commit to the martial path"
"Archmages didn’t actually run anything in GAR"
"Most of them don’t even live on Earth anymore; they don’t actually care."

Anyway, Callum went to the actual pub. Opening the actual door and actually letting himself in, he actually found a seat and actually sat down on an actual stool at the actual bar. He actually asked the actual bartender for an actual drink.

"We don't have any virtual drinks here," the bartender actually said. "You can actually drink everything I can put in a cup." Actually Callum would actually have to actually pay actual money for an actual refreshment. Can you actually believe it? "Everything sold here is genuinely 100% potable."

There were actually no other actual pubs in his actual town, so this was actually the only actual choice for actually buying an actual drink if you actually wanted to actually go actually outside the actual house. Actually!

Given all these quotes are actually from one actual page, with no actual exaggeration, it was actually very actful.

The desire for a virtual drink option was no joke, because otherwise you sound like a retarded monkey. Actually retarded.

Anyway, he actually ordered an actual shot of actual down his saliva™, which he would then actually gulp. Presumably, this stiff drink would make him sweat, and he would wipe the sweat. Polish that sweat to a mirror gleam. Atomically smooth sweat. Using a flexible fluid-shining woven cloth magic tool.

>still a league better than hollywood slop
fuck me