Wednesday, November 23, 2022

Fossil of Past Power Grab: Why Eden Had a Snake

Because Egyptian crowns had snakes on them. 

Resentful political culture war from day 1.

I would be less disgusted by this if they dropped the aggro after their enemy was defeated. Instead, these little brats can't even be arsed to keep track of who they're spitefully flipping off. "We're gonna dance on your grave even after we've forgotten your name." Healthy and chad. Sign me up. 

By hiding the connection, they confess they have something to hide.

Now everyone is freaked out by Asclepius' staff having snakes on it. Have no clue what it symbolizes or why anyone would want to symbolize it. Too scared of his righteous retribution to take them off, though...

4 comments:

  1. Is all politics therefore
    "I'm jealous of Chad, I want him dead
    Look at me now, I'm holding his head"

    I just got moderated off of Jims
    For being insufficiently holy

    Pretty sure your analysis
    is bang on

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  2. apex kek
    yeah that's why I was like, "You can't fire me, I quit."

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  3. Yep.

    If you acknowledge that cthulhu swims to the left
    You have to really really understand what "left" means

    Every Che Guevera T-shirt wearer
    doesn't believe
    he shot people in the face
    for being gay

    The revolution is simply
    "I want to be on top"

    Again and again and again and again

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  4. It doesn't even work most of the time. They have to beat up imaginary chads. Present chad is all like, "Oh we're doing anti-snakes now? Cool. Yeah I'll wear a torture/execution icon on my hat now." Chad making off with their girlfriends while they're chimping out about how they totally kicked past chad's ass.

    "And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time.

    "And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it.

    "If thou therefore wilt worship me, all shall be thine."
    Luke 4:5-7.

    But of course it's the devil, he's merely lying. It's a trick.

    Even chad himself. He might be making off with their girlfriends, but apparently it's because he's into sloppy seconds.
    Chad having a big 'ol slapfight with virgin.
    Non-narcissist going, 'glad I'm not either of those poor bastards.'

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New failcomment system also fails to publish my comments, it's not limited to yours. Keep trying, it will usually work, eventually.
Blogger deliberately trying to kill itself, I expect.
Captchas should be off. If it gives you one anyway, it's against my explicit instructions.