Speaking french makes it sound like you're about to puke. Throat forcing itself open uncontrollably, to clear the path. This is what no consonants does to a motherfucker. With no exaggeration, written french is an abomination. When they say it's corrupt, vulgar latin, they are being polite.
It manages to be worse than what the english have done to english. Amazing.
oui monsieur - totallement d'accord!
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