Friday, November 25, 2022

"Vidja are bad for you"

Broke: "You can't learn to wage war by playing Warcraft 3."

Woke: "I learned it on the Gamecube." 


Caveat: Warcraft has no way to simulate flanking manoeuvres. Adjusting your formation is trivial since the armies are so small. Likewise a pincer attack is impossible to coordinate because Blizzard made the AI dumber than rocks to encourage manic clicking.

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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousNovember 25, 2022 at 3:26 PM

    "You can't learn to wage war by playing Warcraft 3."

    That's why I prefer Age of Empires II.

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